fool1994:

any mosquitos reading this? fuck you

every real estate show with a hetero couple

spooky-bisexual:

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha
bikinipowerbottom: “ me on the first date ”

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

“To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.”

– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
  • tells the kids colors have no gender
    Me babysitting:

greatwhiteprivilege:

canadad:

i tuck her in

tell her i love her
momentsrespite: “ surprisebitch: “free him! ” This is animal abuse :( ”

momentsrespite:

surprisebitch:

free him!

This is animal abuse :(

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched